cocktus

when a cactus arm resembles a cock
damn that cactus has a cocktus
by garmac900 October 27, 2011
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Cocktus

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.
Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
by LordCowPat October 07, 2020
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Cocktus

A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015
Danny: I love my new cactus
Frank: Ha it looks like a cocktus. Get it cuz it looks like a cock😂
by Julius_Caesar June 07, 2016
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Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.
He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.
by McMunchie April 13, 2008
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Cocktus

A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.
George: i hate cocktus, he is such a dick.
Everyone: nobody likes you george
by definitelynotcocktus March 16, 2019
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Cocktus

Jose whooped out his cocktus and we got it on. It was muy caliente.
by The Crumpetts April 08, 2009
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Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass
"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"
by CocktusJack September 21, 2020
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