Cockbug

An insult that can be used when you can't think of anything better.

You are such a fucking cockbug!

by Stardust97 February 9, 2017

Cockbug

Tucker Weddle's attempt for the word "Cockroach".

Person 1: did he just call a cockroach...cockbug

Person 2: Jesus out of all things..

by Dorkmatter374 April 7, 2021

cockbuzzard

An old woman who is dressed up, wearing lots of makeup, and typically hangs out in bars. She is usually desperate for attention and thinks that she is still hot. She sits and waits for cock. Beware...these ancient birds frequently travel in packs and are extremely horny and willing to do whatever it takes to get cock.

The bar was full of "cockbuzzards" so a made a break for the door.

by Stephen Hinkis May 2, 2006

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

cockburns

a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns - prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.

Guy #1: I'm hoping to get a bj from this slut tonight.

Guy #2: Well you better trim your cockburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.

by Rooster41 March 22, 2006

cockbulge

a bulge defining the cock

check out my cockbulge

by shitfacetits April 14, 2008

Bruce Cockburn

a brilliant modern folk rock singer, guitarist, and songwriter who hails from Canada. He has been awarded the honor of the Order of Canada for his insightful contributions to music. He's been in the business at least since the early 70s. He is a Christian and his faith is reflected in many of his songs, but he never shoves it down the listeners' throats. He has traveled all over the globe, and these travels have provided great inspiration for his songs. His hits include "Waiting for the Lions", "Listen for the Laugh", "The Coldest Night of the Year", "The Trouble With Normal", "(And They) Call It Democracy", "If a Tree Falls" and of course, "(If I Had A) Rocket Launcher", which is about the Guatemala civil war where the first person declares if he had a rocket launcher he would retaliate, would not hesitate, and "some son-of-a-bitch would die".

I saw Bruce Cockburn in concert in a club in Columbus, Ohio in early 1999. Me and some other fans met him in the parking lot and talked with him for a while. He was very nice, very cool, very polite and he would gladly autograph anything you had. He autographed my ticket stub. A real intelligent and cool dude.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007