cocksuit 

Prenounciation (cok-sute)

1: Noun, A flesh coloured lyrca suit which is aesthetically enhanced by the addition of numerous prosthetic cocks

Also a mangled form of the name Ochthuit

My, that's a fine cocksuit you have there, Alan!

Helena told Ochthuit "Shut up Cocksuit! No-one wants to know about your rash"

cocksuit by Not Calagan April 3, 2007

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Cockshit 

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit 

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit 

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

Cockshit by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017