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Cockstralia 

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
Cockstralia by Professor Dive March 9, 2021

Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.
OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!
Cockstalgia by cockstalgia August 19, 2014

cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick
Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.
cockstrami by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005

Cockstraint 

The male equivalent of a chastity belt
His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.
Cockstraint by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.
Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.
Cockstraighting by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021

Cockstradamus 

A know-it-all prick.
That dude over there talking about how he knows everything is such a Cockstradamus.
Cockstradamus by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

cocktrarian 

Adj. Someone who opposes popular dick.
John is such a cocktrarian, he never goes for the jocks.
cocktrarian by Tob_Gib November 27, 2018
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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