Cockstralia

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.

Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?

by Professor Dive March 9, 2021

Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.

OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!

by cockstalgia August 19, 2014

cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick

Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.

by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005

Cockstraint

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.

Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.

by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021

Cockstradamus

A know-it-all prick.

That dude over there talking about how he knows everything is such a Cockstradamus.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

cocktrarian

Adj. Someone who opposes popular dick.

John is such a cocktrarian, he never goes for the jocks.

by Tob_Gib November 27, 2018