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cockslanging by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017
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Cockslapping
Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.
Cockslapping by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006
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cockbanging
1.the physical motion of banging a cock or male genital, also known as a penis.
2. alternate term for sex
2. alternate term for sex
cockbanging by ChupacabraChimichanga March 17, 2010
cockspanking
Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
cockspanking by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
cockslapping the mona lisa
AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
cockslapping the mona lisa by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
cockswangling
I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.
His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.
You should never cockswangle.
His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.
You should never cockswangle.
cockswangling by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014
cockslangdong
cockslangdong by Cockslangdong creator June 18, 2022
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