cockshroom 

A cock with a overly large head shaped much like the cap of a mushroom. The result is a (or what seems to be) a thin shaft with a mushroom cap like dick head.

Hathaway: (pulls down pants)

Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender

Bill: Couldent have said it better myself

cockshroom by Fugget McDoogel December 7, 2006

cocktbroom 

Moustache. French moustache.

Looking into Edward's eyes, Cepages wiped the jizm from his cocktbroom.

cocktbroom by FMJ December 7, 2006

Chocoshrooms 

Chocolate mushrooms. Instantly more awesome when it's realized that there are mushrooms in Super Mario Bros. And anyway, who doesn't love chocolate?

Chocoshrooms are quite possibly my favorite shape for chocolate.

Chocoshrooms by N@y May 9, 2013

cockshroud 

The foreskin of the cock, especially a long one that sticks out over the cockhead in kind of pucker, or a very wrinkly one.

Tim wouldn't skinny-dip with us at the pond because last time he showed his cock around other guys they made fun of his wrinkly foreskin. They pulled it over the head of his dick and shouted, "Dudes, look! A cockshroud!"

cockshroud by Xaime May 28, 2019

conshroomer 

Someone who frequently partakes of hallucinogenic fungi, and thus buys them from growers on a regular basis,

I wanna check Conshroomer Reports to see what types of toadstools produce da best psychedelic results.

conshroomer by QuacksO June 4, 2019