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cockshroud 

The foreskin of the cock, especially a long one that sticks out over the cockhead in kind of pucker, or a very wrinkly one.
Tim wouldn't skinny-dip with us at the pond because last time he showed his cock around other guys they made fun of his wrinkly foreskin. They pulled it over the head of his dick and shouted, "Dudes, look! A cockshroud!"
cockshroud by Xaime May 28, 2019
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cockproud 

The attitude of loving having a cock, showing it off, and revelling in all the pleasures that it brings.
In the locker room:
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."
cockproud by silkpouch September 10, 2007

cockshroom 

A cock with a overly large head shaped much like the cap of a mushroom. The result is a (or what seems to be) a thin shaft with a mushroom cap like dick head.
Hathaway: (pulls down pants)

Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender

Bill: Couldent have said it better myself
cockshroom by Fugget McDoogel December 7, 2006

CockStrudel

Jordan W you cockstrudel.

cockshoulder 

To ride on ones shoulders
Are you tired? Would you like a cockshoulder?
cockshoulder by Hiker 38 March 20, 2023
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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