cocktbroom 

Moustache. French moustache.

Looking into Edward's eyes, Cepages wiped the jizm from his cocktbroom.

cocktbroom by FMJ December 7, 2006

cockshroom 

A cock with a overly large head shaped much like the cap of a mushroom. The result is a (or what seems to be) a thin shaft with a mushroom cap like dick head.

Hathaway: (pulls down pants)

Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender

Bill: Couldent have said it better myself

cockshroom by Fugget McDoogel December 7, 2006

cockboom 

to exhaustingly berate a womans vagina with your penis; to thrash the pussy

last night i was with Nina, i cockboomed that bitch. She was outta breath

cockboom by BennyBlanco August 9, 2006

cockbloom 

when the cock needs to be watered to quench its thirst or the unfortunate nature of its condition.

What a beautiful day today. oh no i forgot about the medication for that cockbloom.

cockbloom by sleezycj July 27, 2022