cockpilot

One who pilots the cock, aka a homosexual. Derogatory term

That guy is such a cockpilot

by Steveo February 13, 2005

cockpilot

1. One who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks

"I can't believe he fucked up again"
"Yeah, James is such a cockpilot"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008

Cockpilot

A pilot with at least 320 flight hours, whos extremities other than his penis never come into contact with the controls during flight.

And on the way home, you should have seen the cockpilot we had. He turned off the planes thrust like, 30 feet before we smacked onto the ground. Obviously can't multitask with that small cock.

by Masterdeath November 28, 2010