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cocknurse 

"Can you believe how much of a cocknurse Tad is?"

"Word son, he is so teh suck."
cocknurse by Michiru + Chihiru July 23, 2007
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cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick
dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013
1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
She sleeps with everyone, what a cockpurse
Cockpurse by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010

cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

cock whore slut cockmonger easy penis dick
cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

Cocknudge 

When you nudge a person with your cock to make them do something.
I was ready to dive but a little hesitant when I was cock nudged from behind.

Or

This morning I cocknudged my girlfriend to get her in the mood
Cocknudge by Mrcolnago August 9, 2012

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth
Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.
cocksuredness by gman91478 January 24, 2015

Cocknutte 

1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.

2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen

*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
Cocknutte by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010
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