cocknoose

This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.

Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.

by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006

cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

by hans zolo October 11, 2013

Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

by sexperts February 1, 2010

Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007

cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014