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Cock Pulse 

A term used to describe the current state of a mans erection.
Bro I drank too much whiskey but she wants to fuck. Hopefully I don't go limp during intercourse but I'm confident I can keep a cock pulse.
Cock Pulse by BurntAnus January 3, 2017

Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
She sleeps with everyone, what a cockpurse
Cockpurse by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010

cocknurse 

"Can you believe how much of a cocknurse Tad is?"

"Word son, he is so teh suck."
cocknurse by Michiru + Chihiru July 23, 2007

Cockpulse 

A feeling usually experienced by thirteen year old boys when bumping into or brushing past a person of the opposite sex. The pent-up sexual tension causes a sudden pulse to the cock, occasionally resulting in an awkward boner.
Tom: Yo Jon, when Jenny bumped past me in the hall, I totally felt a Cockpulse. I couldn't stand up during my entire next class!
Cockpulse by Walrus Sack September 23, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019