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A condition of extreme (sometimes foolish) confidence or boldness pertainng to or having to do with the size of one's penis ("cock")

Only the most cocksure rookie was willing to stand up to the captain of the football team.

cocksure by ska_trombonist December 28, 2005

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cocksure

premature assumption of the complete and utter truth in one's thoughts, opinions, and actions. Cocking your gun with no ammo. Gunning your cock at anything that moves.

Regina, whose conjectural advances on others may seem overwhelmingly cocksure, occasionally comes to a veritable climax of intuition.

cocksure by plan bee February 15, 2010

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A feeling of confidence, superiority, greatness, and swagger only obtained by pure animals. This "attitude " or "lifestyle" in fact has absolutely nothing to do with the size of one's penis, but is more a way of life for wildmen.

Frat guy #1:"Boy Larry is really killing it with the ladies tonight!"

Frat guy #2:"Yeah, I know! He's such a cocksure wildman!"

cocksure by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010

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cocksure

to be very very sure, so sure that you'd bet you cock on it. From the classic British novel, Heart of Gayness

I was cocksure that I had failed that english test horribly

cocksure by tom wage September 14, 2003

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Cocksure

To be incredibly boastful over the size of your penis; being excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.

When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.

Cocksure by Kevin R. P. July 24, 2008

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Cocksure

To be outlandishly boastful over the size of your penis; excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.

When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.

Cocksure by Kevin R. P. January 12, 2009

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cockstress

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex

"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"

cockstress by beaujalais October 15, 2011

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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