cocknesia 

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

cocknesia by 'Itten March 31, 2009

Cockteasian 

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.

The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.

Cockteasian by shaunn926 June 29, 2009

Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.

an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).

Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockness monster by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Socknesia 

When you can't remember where you put your socks.

Human 1: Damn, I'm having socknesia again.

Human 2: They're in the laundry basket.

Socknesia by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, July 15, 2014

Cockasian 

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.

He is such a cockasian.

Cockasian by Vachon Man November 13, 2005

Cockensate 

A merging of the words 'cock' and 'compensate'. The act of compensating for a man's genetalia, or lack thereof, by different means. This may include the purchasing of large automobiles, the buying of large houses, or various spending on other supersized memorabilia.

Man 1: Look at Jerry's new car.
Man 2: Wow, that thing's huge. He's always told me how much he hates big cars..
Man 1: Hmm, probably trying to cockensate.

Cockensate by The Snoop Doggy Bryce March 14, 2007