Cockcited

To be excited about the cock.

1)Used to describe slutty girls and gays who enjoy the cock and look like they would enjoy some at this moment.
2) Used also to joke about a guy friends sexuality if he says something about the cock to where he seems excited.

1) Dude, she wants your dick! She's so cockcited right now!
2) The friend comments on a photo of someone drinking a Diet Coke with "DIET COCK!!!" then he's cockcited!

by Ed The Ringleader April 22, 2011

Cockcited

adj.

To be excited about the cock.

1.)Used for girls/gays who enjoy cock and get excited about it.

2.) Or used for guy friends or enemies you enjoy making fun of.

Ex.1) Look at how she licked her lips when she saw that cock. She must be cockcited

Ex.2) A guy friend of yours says "DIET COCK!!!" in a joke reference to a Diet Coke. it is ok to call him "cockcited"

by Ed The Ringleader April 16, 2011

Cockitude

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

cockbite

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.

"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons

by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

cockbite

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person

That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army

by Ha2master September 22, 2005

cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

COCKBITE

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth

number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...

by Mung February 19, 2004