cockmis

December 15 also known as cockmis , cockmis is a day of sex

Cockmis is a day of sex

by Unknown 1215 February 1, 2022

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.

Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!

by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

Cockfiscate

When an individual has their cock card for getting laid confiscated but their partner.

Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

CockMason

A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.

Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.

Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.

Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.

Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?

Guy 1: No.

by FalseProfit April 14, 2011

cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.

"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

by JV May 9, 2004