cockmilking
cockmilking by Kaidence Webster a fellow crac July 30, 2020
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Cock milking
This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
Cock milking by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023
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Cockmarking
The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.
Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!
Cockmarking by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014
CockDicking
When you get your dick stuck in a door preferably the keyhole like lockpicking it's called Cockdicking.
CockDicking by The Cock Dicker June 13, 2023
Cockilingus
Going down on chick that has a clit so big it's almost like having a dick in your mouth. You've just performed cockilingus!
Dude! My date invited me to eat at the "Y" last night! I had no idea I was gonna have to perform cockilingus! Man, what a slit serpent!
Cockilingus by gramslacker September 5, 2015
Cocksmiling
Who you cocksmiling about over there.
You gonna sit there cocksmiling all day or are you gonna get some work done.
Your cocksmile is showing.
You gonna sit there cocksmiling all day or are you gonna get some work done.
Your cocksmile is showing.
Cocksmiling by Mother Fucker is my title. February 11, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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