The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.
That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers
1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.
3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugbyroger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
I'vepulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).
A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."