Bowers

The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.

That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers

by John Hefferson July 07, 2008

Bowers

1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.

ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.

by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 06, 2010

Bowers

Disappearing before an event or showing up late for a meet, the name came from the major of New Malden in the late 1800s.

Let's meet at 7pm for dinner, please be there Djetey, don't do a Bowers, like you're used to do

by Toucanium August 12, 2013

Bowers

the scumy brownish ring of residue that acumilates around the base of the cock after a long night of gay butt-sex.

after fucking george hard in the ass all night I felt some slimey shit at the base of my cock. ahhh man I got the bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008

bower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.

When he heard the news that he got a 4.0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.

by skanpolo January 20, 2006

Bowered

'bothered' - as made famous by Catherine Tate as her character Lauren on The Catherine Tate Show, BBC.

Regardez mon visage! Regardez mon visage!
I AIN'T BOWERED!!!!

by princessconsuelabananahammock February 15, 2009

Bower

Usually a man that is homosexual and bows over to have gay sex

"I heard Nick is a Bower"
"Yes, he learnt that in prison"

by Tommybrah November 24, 2014