Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

by Salexis January 24, 2010

cockaroach

cockaroach; fuck you dante. its from scarface u retard. i think everyone knows how to spell cockroach, its just the way scarface said it.

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those - cockaroach - es!" (Tony to Frank)

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

by DyNaMiKe August 10, 2006

Cockalorum

Bragging Talk, Crowing, A Self-Important little man

J: "Geoff is a Cockalorum"
P: "No, Rowling is a Cockalorum"

by SAPOL July 29, 2008

cockalotofpuss

A guy that gets alot of poon, his cock penetrates her pussy she shit her self. Later on a kid turns out to have aids.

Katie Price shagging a bird, cock mong. cockalotofpuss.

by CockTheMong January 2, 2011

cockloadious

To have an excess or very large amount of something.

Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

by 11Words2Freedom June 9, 2014

Cockaloid

A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.

Justin: "Did you see that dude with the skinny jeans and wool cap on in the weight room today?"

Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."

by bunthole February 24, 2011

cockalorum

a self-important little man

Willy Loman

by Max September 8, 2003