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cockloft

The room over the garret.
I live in the cockloft... it's even higher than the garret!
by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009
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Cockloft

The location where the cock resides at any give time.
"My cock's cockloft is currently in the crotch of my wonderful jeans, dammit."
by Cocklofter June 2, 2006
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cocklifters

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
by krass baker January 8, 2009
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cockroft

when a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick
she cockrofts guys while she blows them
by Anthony Zavarelli July 9, 2002
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cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)
my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft
by luke January 18, 2004
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cockroft

When a man hold his dick up, and strokes it with one finger from scrotum to tip, while listening to classical music.
He cockrofts to Mozarts concierto.
by emeaon September 28, 2011
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cocklift

one who kisses their boss's ass, as if lifting their cock for them whilst pissing.
Pedro brings the boss coffe every morning as an excuse to talk to him in hopes of a promotion. What a fucking cocklift!
by Andrew carocchia February 28, 2007
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