8 definitions by crackotfige
1. To be dishonest or corrupt, often used in reference to a police officer.
2. To be at a stage of severe intoxication due to the use of narcotics and/or alcohol.
3. To be homosexual or effeminate in appearance or nature.
2. To be at a stage of severe intoxication due to the use of narcotics and/or alcohol.
3. To be homosexual or effeminate in appearance or nature.
1. "Supt. Sam Tucker was a bent cop."
2. "Oh man, I was totally bent last night."
3. "You are so friggin' bent!"
2. "Oh man, I was totally bent last night."
3. "You are so friggin' bent!"
by crackotfige September 5, 2005
Generally used to describe an ill-fashioned walking stick upon which one would hovel, thus providing support for old or feeble persons.
"I am leaning on a hovel post"
"True, it is because you are unable to support yourself without it."
"Yes"
"True, it is because you are unable to support yourself without it."
"Yes"
by crackotfige September 1, 2005
(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.
by crackotfige September 4, 2005
George: Hey Gregor, nice night-vision goggles you got there! Going for a spot of lesbionage?
Gregor: You betcha!
Gregor: You betcha!
by crackotfige January 9, 2005
The newest and awesomest way to describe an event or thing that was rather enjoyable or pleasurable.
by crackotfige September 1, 2005
The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.
"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."
by crackotfige September 1, 2005
1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.
2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.
3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.
3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
by crackotfige January 8, 2005