Definitions by crackotfige

bent 

1. To be dishonest or corrupt, often used in reference to a police officer.
2. To be at a stage of severe intoxication due to the use of narcotics and/or alcohol.
3. To be homosexual or effeminate in appearance or nature.

1. "Supt. Sam Tucker was a bent cop."
2. "Oh man, I was totally bent last night."
3. "You are so friggin' bent!"

bent by crackotfige September 22, 2005

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.

"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."

cocklover by crackotfige September 21, 2005

dicknose 

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

dicknose by crackotfige September 21, 2005

paedoscopes 

The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.

"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."

paedoscopes by crackotfige September 12, 2005

hovel post 

Generally used to describe an ill-fashioned walking stick upon which one would hovel, thus providing support for old or feeble persons.

"I am leaning on a hovel post"
"True, it is because you are unable to support yourself without it."
"Yes"

hovel post by crackotfige September 12, 2005

solid cock 

The newest and awesomest way to describe an event or thing that was rather enjoyable or pleasurable.

"Dude, that party was solid cock!"
"Yeah, a real solid cock of a party, make no mistake!"

solid cock by crackotfige September 12, 2005

lesbionage 

The covert practice of watching two girls get intimate with each other from a sheltered area.

George: Hey Gregor, nice night-vision goggles you got there! Going for a spot of lesbionage?

Gregor: You betcha!

lesbionage by crackotfige January 9, 2005