cockahooie  

ADJ. Used to describe something that is not done up to standard. It could mean that something is broken, does not work properly, or in need of maintenance.

There is something cockahooie about your bike fit, try replacing that seat.

cockahooie by WORK4KGB August 19, 2008

cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

cockadoodie 

1. A nonsense adverb that is added to the word "brat" by the psychotic fan who keeps the writer hostage in Stephen King's novel "Misery."
2. A word meaning "sexual."

1. "You cockadoodie brat! Don't you ever try to escape again or I'll..."

2. "Do you see what he's doing to that telephone pole? Talk about cockadoodie..."

cockadoodie by princessjessa February 19, 2005

Cockatooey

Suspicious people in the hood, making a scene.

“Oi look at them cockatooeys at the pub.”

Cockatooey by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019

cockaholic 

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

cockaholic by kaleena April 10, 2006

Cockatooing 

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

Cockatooing by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockahoop 

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.

(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.

cockahoop by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008