by Longhairshorty September 9, 2020
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OMG I'm totally breaking out from all the chocolate surrounding my liquor, but #worthit when you're a chocoalcoholic.
by Mr.SmartyPantsIncorporated December 29, 2016
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Due to the covid -19 pandemic, the nationwide quarantine has led to chronic boredom, loneliness, and lack of repercussions due to repetitive drunkenness thereby resulting in overconsumption of alcoholic products on a daily/nightly basis.
I don't have a job. I do not need to be sober during the day or in the evening. I can be extremely hung over the entire next-day and can sleep until 2:00 pm or later until I am inevitablely forced to urinate. I can repeat the cycle beginning at around 9:00 pm on average after thoroughly rehydrating/consuming meat products. I love NOVA and 90 day fiance. I AM A COVALCOHOLIC!!!
by Wayne Nelson DDS April 3, 2020
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