cockiness 

A word people use to describe in others what they are lacking in themselves; which is an extreme confidence and comfort in any surround. To be cocky.

Person 1: Man that guy has some cockiness about him.
Person 2: Yea but he just walked in and everyone already loves him.

cockiness by Sean Rio September 11, 2006

Cockiversary 

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .

It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.

Cockiversary by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

coziness 

A sense of contentment, comfort, and warmth.

A mug of cocoa, a romance novel, and my favorite blanket: that's my idea of coziness on a lonely day at home.

I envy cats sometimes; they seem able to curl up and find coziness almost anywhere.

coziness by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006

Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.

Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.

Cockinsons Disorder by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011

cockless 

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

cockless by knobend jones March 29, 2004

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockness monster by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cockless Excuse 

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

Cockless Excuse by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008