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Jeffery Cockenberg 

Someone who is incredibly smart, handsome, funny, and charismatic person who would beat the shit out of Oswaldo G for being a asshole and not reading Tokio Hotels break up note and being a bitch about it to random people on Snapchat.
Jeffery Cockenberg is so fucking hot I want to date him YASSSSS GIRL SLAYYYYY

cuckerberg 

Verb/Noun

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg or anyone that screws over his/her friends for financial or personal gain.
Gosh, Mark Zuckerberg cuckerberged his friends by taking the majority of the money and fame for his small part in creating facebook.

Jimmy is a cuckerberg.
"Max Branning's being a total cockender this week!"
Cockender by Jarvis Focker September 1, 2009

cockberg 

A cockberg is a rather large however lumpy penis. it takes a blocked shape and has a small bulge at the top of the penis. While in the bath the upper part of the penis looks like an iceberg, hence the term cockberg.
Oh no we're about to crash into that cockberg
cockberg by Lewis J D March 24, 2008

cockelberry smoochound 

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".
Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.
cockelberry smoochound by Joes' April 21, 2008

Cockembargo 

A cockblock held on someone for extended periods of time.
"Hey man, lift your cockembargo on me so I can start dating that chick."