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Jim Branning
Jim Branning by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
Human Branding
A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
Brannigan's law
Brannigan's law by xxdarknemesisx April 25, 2010
zap brannigan
Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).
Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
zap brannigan by Daydaymag June 18, 2014
braning
Looking away while important things are going on.
Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?
braning by melisandre_rapunzel_targaryen May 2, 2019
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