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Tonsillitis 

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow
"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"
Tonsillitis by Kassmander March 6, 2019

Tonsillitis 

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
Tonsillitis by Madd Dogggg January 6, 2005

slurry on tonsillitis

tonsilitis 

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...
My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.
tonsilitis by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006

Tunsillitis 

The condition for when your throat/lungs hurt after smoking from gas mask bong, a technique made famous by Laremy Tunsil.
"<muted voice> Get this thing off me! I have a big weekend and don't want to develop a nasty case of Tunsillitis."
Tunsillitis by WolfmanChi May 12, 2017

tonsilitis 

an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.
i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.
tonsilitis by mescelestus June 11, 2006
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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