Blitzmas-Shopping

Christmas shopping that is done at the absolute last minute it can be done while moving at a blistering pace.
It was December 24th at 8pm and Chris suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought most of the Christmas gifts he needed, so Chris went blitzmas-shopping .
by AndyBozac December 27, 2017
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Appies

Short for appetizers.
Are they going to bring appies to the party?
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Cockalopolous

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.
by AndyBozac January 01, 2018
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plump-pumpkin

A ginger woman's large, thick ass.

It can be possessed by a pawg or a snow bunny, but more specifically the butt or ass of a red-headed woman which happens to be large and thick.
Becky with the red hair was walking down the street, and wow, she had quite a plump-pumpkin.
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dawgy-style

Black gay-men's doggy-style sex. Or anal sex from the rear, while knealing preformed by two black gay men.
James pounded Derrick's lil black booty dawgy-style.
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lightly-educated

A community college drop-out who engages in low level white collar jobs like sales or call centers and other jobs which require suits and potentially desks and cubicals.., but do not require college education.
Tim and his lightly-educated colleagues sold sub-prime mortgages to people after dropping out of community college.
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zugzwang-cum

When you cannot stop the process of cuming and therefore must cum despite experiencing something interrupting your arousal and/or the pleasure gained from achieving orgasm.
Bob was watching his favorite big-ass latina-bitches porn when his grandmother suddenly walked into his room, so he stopped masturbating and turned off the porn, yet he was already in zugzwang-cum.
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