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Cockscicle

An item that a female can suck on or one of your Gayboy buddies
Hey homeboy, if you're gonna act like a Half a Fag, I got a Cockscicle for ya to suck on.
by Big Skrilla December 16, 2008
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cocksmile

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
by Long Don September 22, 2012
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Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.
Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."
by mebematt77 January 25, 2009
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Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...
Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.
by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012
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cockswiller

One who swills cock. Best used when describing someone who is displaying traits of a "cocksucker", with a bit more zest. Can also be used to describe a female (or male if your into that kind of thing) who goes above and beyond the norm when giving head. You know, the kind of girl that not only takes the whole shaft, but manages to stuff your scrotum into her mouth as well.
"Not only did he pinch a gram out the nickel bag I had him get for me, he had the nerve to ask me to smoke him up too. And he tried to keep my change by telling me he already gave it to me. That cockswiller is going to get his cranium cracked"
"I couldn't believe it, this girl is a total bookworm, 4.0 student, quiet as a mouse, active participant in church... just when im thinking she could get any more boring, she takes my cock out and just starts inhaling it, balls deep, gagging and everything. She was a true cockswiller to the extreme"
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Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
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cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!
Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?
by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003
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