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I was at this bar and these two whores were rubbing my cockal region.
cockal by uggh1134 June 11, 2006
Words you can keep
First definiton: if you look like a nerd and give your colleagues a wrong picture of themselves in order to look cool in front of them
(Cockal is like a bad status symbol)

Second definition: if u suck dick from introverts
1. Cockal: my last appearance in a disco seemed to have impressed some girls which i hooked up with afterwards (nerd emoji)

2.Cockal: Chrissi *lick* *slurp*
Cockal by Girthlord369 October 10, 2019

cockal tunnel syndrome 

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation
Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

Cockal region 

The area where the genitals are. Typically between the legs.

cock dick junk
"I want you to do me while you wear the Easter Bunny costume, but since it's like a jumpsuit, I'll have to split the seam in the cockal region"
Cockal region by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

cockal tunnel

The pain you experience in a wrist from excessive masturbation
Dude, your sister won't give it up and now i have cockal tunnel.

Miniature-Cockal

A rare and somewhat considered elusive type of penis , which is a common misconception as it’s simply hard to spot with the naked eye . Known to frequent areas such as Hobbs in the upper cam canyon , janome and overlocker in the lower south west .

Highly venomous but to small to physically inject venom into humans , usually hide under swollen gooches, bush/pubes/scrub outside a bedroom window and up the deep flogged out crevices of cams canyon.
You need to go to specksavers cunt cause I can’t see any miniature-cockal anywhere??
Miniature-Cockal by Conqueefador February 9, 2026

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.
„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“
cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021
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