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First definiton: if you look like a nerd and give your colleagues a wrong picture of themselves in order to look cool in front of them
(Cockal is like a bad status symbol)

Second definition: if u suck dick from introverts
1. Cockal: my last appearance in a disco seemed to have impressed some girls which i hooked up with afterwards (nerd emoji)

2.Cockal: Chrissi *lick* *slurp*
Cockal by Girthlord369 October 10, 2019

cockal tunnel syndrome 

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation
Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

Cockal region 

The area where the genitals are. Typically between the legs.

cock dick junk
"I want you to do me while you wear the Easter Bunny costume, but since it's like a jumpsuit, I'll have to split the seam in the cockal region"
Cockal region by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

cockal tunnel

The pain you experience in a wrist from excessive masturbation
Dude, your sister won't give it up and now i have cockal tunnel.

Miniature-Cockal

A rare and somewhat considered elusive type of penis , which is a common misconception as it’s simply hard to spot with the naked eye . Known to frequent areas such as Hobbs in the upper cam canyon , janome and overlocker in the lower south west .

Highly venomous but to small to physically inject venom into humans , usually hide under swollen gooches, bush/pubes/scrub outside a bedroom window and up the deep flogged out crevices of cams canyon.
You need to go to specksavers cunt cause I can’t see any miniature-cockal anywhere??
Miniature-Cockal by Conqueefador February 9, 2026

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.
„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“
cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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