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cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.
I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!
by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.
Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"
by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010
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Cock Queen

A female who is talented in oral sex. She enjoys servicing men through fellatio by stimulating the man's penis and testicles with her mouth and tongue (oral-penile sex). She also enjoys performing anilingus (rimming) by stimulating the man's anus with her mouth and tongue (oral-anal sex).
"John went overseas and married himself a sweet little Asian cock queen, he can't stop bragging about her oral skills."

"Aniyah isn't your common chiken-head, she's a true Cock Queen, she's so good, her blowjobs are an out of body experience."
by Jaruwaan86 August 1, 2022
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Cock Queen

A female who loves the cock so much that she will suck, lick, face-fuck and deep throat one (or more) for hours without expectation of reciprocation or even sex. She gives blow-jobs that are guaranteed to be top-notch, five star, grade A quality. All men will forever compare any future blow jobs to those of the Cock Queen. She is usually ugly, or at best average looking, and tends to be Fat and hungry. Due to her hideousness she is likely to remain undetected by the female population and is a Moped for the many men that she blows.
"That girl Jenny over there is such a Cock Queen."

"Stop dragging your teeth! Where is the Cock Queen when I need her?"
by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007
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cock sucking queen

A camp homosexual man who participates in a bit of fellatio.
"Michael, turn the ABBA off and stop eating that man's willy you cock sucking queen"
by Daniel Hewson July 5, 2007
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