cock-inch 

Around three quarters of a normal inch (18.4mm). Used to describe the size of one's manhood and to make it apparently larger than it really is but has also been spread to wider applications.

4 cock-inches is the equivalent of 3 imperial inches.

Mark - My penis is 8 inches on a good day...
Russ - Is that real inches or cock-inches?

Alternative use...

Mark - Give that settee a shove it's only a cock-inch off where it should be

cock-inch by Dr-T April 17, 2010

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock 

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.

Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025

7 inch monster cock 

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"7 inch monster cock is so big" says mia

7 inch monster cock by bossman666 October 6, 2019

25 inch mega monster cock 

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

25 inch mega monster cock by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

Cock Inches 

A unit of measurement that a man uses to describe the length of his penis to feel better aout himself. One cock inch (though varies greatly from man to man) is roughly .6 standard inches.

Guy: "Say girl, i have a ten inch dick,"

Girl: "Quit using cock inches to try and be cool, we all know your a sixer."

Guys friends: "OOhhhhhhhhh!"

Cock Inches by bigrod12 December 25, 2011

Lila's cock (9 inches) 

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock

Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!

Lila's cock (9 inches) by Not Syun September 16, 2022

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

nine inches of spunking black cock by Moon Fish May 8, 2009