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lithuanian cock wrench 

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”
The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

Cock Wrenches 

Slang for hands. In reference to grabbing or touching male genitals violently or aggressively.
Wash your cock wrenches

Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!

Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!
Cock Wrenches by Doctor Ramshackle February 28, 2011

Cock Wrech 

What idiotic british hippies who think there stoners try to be intelligent.
BH: Hey man im so high.
Guy: Stupid Cock Wrech.
BH: What?
Guy: Fucking idiot.
Cock Wrech by Mutilation June 11, 2008

cock wench 

A female who frequently draws in men with her vaginal area, much like a wench
Did you see Clarissa with Mike last night, she's such a cock wench.

Cockwench 

A total whore who will go out of her way to consume as many dicks as possible and receive a salty dosage of seed.
"OH MINCE I'M SUCH A COCKWENCH,I REALLY WANNA BE DOUSED IN STICKY MAN FAT" -L.B.
Cockwench by Bothwell November 24, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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