cock wrench

a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.

when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.

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lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

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Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”

The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

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Slang for hands. In reference to grabbing or touching male genitals violently or aggressively.

Wash your cock wrenches

Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!

Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!

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What idiotic british hippies who think there stoners try to be intelligent.

BH: Hey man im so high.
Guy: Stupid Cock Wrech.
BH: What?
Guy: Fucking idiot.

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A female who frequently draws in men with her vaginal area, much like a wench

Did you see Clarissa with Mike last night, she's such a cock wench.

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A total whore who will go out of her way to consume as many dicks as possible and receive a salty dosage of seed.

"OH MINCE I'M SUCH A COCKWENCH,I REALLY WANNA BE DOUSED IN STICKY MAN FAT" -L.B.

Cockwench by Bothwell November 24, 2010

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