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cock wombler 

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.
Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

Cock Womble 

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.
Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

cock wombler 

Someone that wombles a bunch of cocks. She can go through a couple in a weekend.
That bird is an absolute cock wombler, seen her go out back of Rio's with three lads already tonyyt
cock wombler by Seaboy Master November 30, 2018

Cock womble 

An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat
(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble
Cock womble by Manswitthetime October 8, 2019

cock womble 

a cock womble is a person that is a complete prick
Andrew: You know David? hes a bit of a cock womble
Aaron: Yea i know
cock womble by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018

Cock womble 

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further
You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.
Cock womble by WockRomble May 11, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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