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cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.
" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"
cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017

cock thirsty boat whores

The kid of gals the go on Single Cruises. They usally book with Singles Cruise.Com or Vacations to Go. The worst/best prospects come form Salt Lake City or Huston, Texas.
Wow, that Alison and her roomate are real Real Cock Thirsty Boat Whores. All I did is give her a glass of Box Wine. Then we went back to her room and fucked. I hoping to make a "Big John Samich" with her and her roomate tonight!!!

cock thirsty cum dumpster 

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.
First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt 

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey
"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

cock thirst

Used to denote an occassion when a homosexual is sexually frustrated and in need of some cock action.

Thought to have originated in Glasgow
Mike: "Hey Robbie have you seen Richie today?"

Robbie: "Yeah he is in one fucking bad mood, he definately has the cock thirst"

Mike: "I will stay clear of him or he might try and hump me"

Robbie: "I would too. He is one crazy, sex hungry, gay fucker!"
cock thirst by Garry Hamilton September 5, 2008

Cockthirst 

When someone has thirst for a cock, or desires to have penis in around his/her face.

To thirst for cock.

The uncontrollable impulse to give fellatio to a cock, regardless of size, shape, or color.

In a member of the male sex, cockthirst can be considered homosexual and mad 'mo.

In a member of the female sex, excessive cockthirst can be considered promiscuous and slutty.
Man: MY COCKTHIRST CONSUMES REASON AND CAUSES ME TO CONSUME PENIS

Man2: Yo that's mad gay for no reason bud

Woman1: I have the cockthirst. Let's go find male genitalias to fellatio.

Man2: LETS GOOO

Man1: Okay, unzip =]

Woman2: This is promiscuous and slutty, whores.
Cockthirst by Speeding Ginger April 18, 2010
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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