cock thirst

Name: cock thirst Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Used to denote an occassion when a homosexual is sexually frustrated and in need of some cock action.

Thought to have originated in Glasgow

Mike: "Hey Robbie have you seen Richie today?"

Robbie: "Yeah he is in one fucking bad mood, he definately has the cock thirst"

Mike: "I will stay clear of him or he might try and hump me"

Robbie: "I would too. He is one crazy, sex hungry, gay fucker!"

cock thirst by Garry Hamilton September 5, 2008

Get the cock thirst mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Prices in USD. Free US shipping. International shipping and regional book fees are shown before payment.

Cock Thirsty

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.

Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.

Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006

Get the Cock Thirsty mug.

cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

cock thistle by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

Get the cock thistle mug.

cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.

" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"

cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017

Get the cock thirsty shit wizard mug.

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt by lil brooklynboy96 September 16, 2016

cock thirsty boat whores

The kid of gals the go on Single Cruises. They usally book with Singles Cruise.Com or Vacations to Go. The worst/best prospects come form Salt Lake City or Huston, Texas.

Wow, that Alison and her roomate are real Real Cock Thirsty Boat Whores. All I did is give her a glass of Box Wine. Then we went back to her room and fucked. I hoping to make a "Big John Samich" with her and her roomate tonight!!!

cock thirsty boat whores by HarlinWangmaster June 20, 2007

Get the cock thirsty boat whores mug.

cock thirsty cum dumpster

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.

First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

cock thirsty cum dumpster by Shedofwork September 28, 2017

Get the cock thirsty cum dumpster mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.

Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

Word of the Day on October 1, 2026

Get the Dutty mug.

Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Get the Ajumma mug.

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

Word of the Day on September 29, 2026

Get the Slop Grenade mug.