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Cock Swinging 

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.
EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.
Cock Swinging by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011

Cock Spindling Butthole 

'A nice person'
"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"

Swinging Cock

1)A young virulent male that's got swagger 2) A horny male on the sexual prowl
Frankie : Look at Vinnie, he gets mad chicks. Joey: Yeah, all the girls say he is a swinging cock !
Swinging Cock by LC kitty January 22, 2014

Swinging Cock Brigade 

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.
The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

Slinging Some Hippo Cock 

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.
I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.
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