cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Stiff Cock

A hard one.

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!

by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014

stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

cock sniffer

One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.

Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.

by Cocksniff-Ologist June 24, 2003

cock sniffer

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.

as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005

Cock Sniffer

(Adj) A woman so insanely paranoid and jealous of her male partner's interaction with other females that she demands to sniff his genitalia with a view to determining whether he has recently engaged in coitus with a different partner.

Simon's girlfriend demanded that Simon let her sniff his cock because he had been talking to an ex-girlfriend. Simon later informed his colleagues that his girlfriend was a cock sniffer.

by Crazy Pierre May 26, 2010