lorenzo

this kid is the best fucking friend in the world and deserves all the chances in the world if u have a lorenzo in ur life ur very very lucky cause he’s so much fun to hangout with and will never leave ur send

lorenzo is the best best friend ever

by wel0velella❤️❤️ September 24, 2018

lorenzo

he usually has a really big penis and knows how to fuck ur mom

i can suck on lorenzo's big penis

by the true lorenzo February 25, 2019

lorenzo

lorenzo is that badass mothafucka who lives one house away from you who was #101 on the global rankings board in pokemon last season who has a sexy ass truck and can helicopter dick like a pro.

lorenzo is awsome

by wanye_kest March 03, 2015

lorenzo

A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.

Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

~~~

Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"

by BlacknightJB4 December 14, 2010

lorenzo

Single and ready to mingle

"lorenzo wants to mingle on your jiggle"

by aysondw November 14, 2018

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a laid back typa guy and doesn’t give many fucks. He might in the inside but doesn’t show it. He doesn’t get attatched easily, but once he does, he doesn’t let go. He’s sporty and smart, and is different from most guys. Lots of girls like him, but he probably doesn’t care for them back. He’s loyal and determined, and you don’t regret getting to know him. He always seems stone cold but is loving on the inside.

You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..

Lorenzo’s a god at sports

Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...

by kookiekutter May 25, 2019

Lorenzo

A young savage. Put ur hands on him he finna put his hands on you. Shoot at him he finna shoot right back at you

I shot at Lorenzo and he shot right back

by DuRaqFaygo February 12, 2019