cock hockey
two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.
cock hockey by brian-crossland January 2, 2010
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Hockey cock
Lisa: I have such a crush on chad, I wish he could just sleep with me
Ashleigh: idk about that lisa, that chad chud has a hockey cock
Ashleigh: idk about that lisa, that chad chud has a hockey cock
Hockey cock by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026
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Cockjockey
Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.
In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?
Cockjockey by Ironcastle December 9, 2008
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