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cock farmer 

one who farms dicks anyway they can, (i.e sucking, taking in the ass)
person1: dude that whore is a cock farmer
person2: ya she sucked it from me yesterday
cock farmer by catkiller May 18, 2008

cock farmer 

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself
cock farmer by Anonymous October 3, 2003

farmer brown's cock 

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
farmer brown's cock by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

cockfarm 

group of men, often: group of horny men
"Lissy turned around, and saw that cockfarm heading for her. She fled and locked herself into the toilet until the club closed."
cockfarm by Mrs. Lissy January 25, 2007

cockfarmer 

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.
Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?
cockfarmer by unterwasser November 5, 2010

Cockfarmer 

one who sows the seeds of cock over the fields
xxxxx is a cockfarmer!
Cockfarmer by hound January 16, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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