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When you're aching for some dick

Jen: Like, or, what's wrong with you?

Falisha: Bitch, I'm fucking cock bent.

Jen: Wait. What the fuck is cock-bent?

Falisha: You know, bitch; when yo pussy be achin' fo some dick.

cock bent by Truckerjimbo April 7, 2015

Bent Cock 

Usually someone who is a plumber and runs out of L shaped pipe. Need I say more?

hey that Liam plumber has a bent cock

Bent Cock by connels a fag August 19, 2021

Bent like a Berg cock  

Peyronie's disease is a rare condition involving a deposit of scar tissue or plaque in the erectile tissue in the penis, sometimes causing painful and curved erections. A fellow nicknamed Berg suffered from a severe case of Peyronie's disease. As a result, his erect penis had a significant curvature. This gave rise to the somewhat popular saying "bent like a Berg cock".

A football player breaks his ankle out on the field, so he tells the physio "man my ankle's Bent like a Berg cock ".

Bent like a Berg cock by Lesra December 13, 2008