crabgobbler

a) noun: the hungriest damn animal in the world
b) noun: a person who is doing something random, stupid or irrational

a) I am as hungry as a crabgobbler
b) look at that crabglobber sandbaggin over there

crabgobbler by Emily Causey July 29, 2006

CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008