cobblin 

cock + goblin = cobblin

Stop spamming my phone, you cobblin.

cobblin by Phoenix November 23, 2003

Tom Cobbins

An alcoholic drink (typically malt or fortified liquor) such as Mad Dog 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, Steel Reserve, Milwaulkees Best, King Cobra, Olde English, etc...

This drink when purchased comes in a single brown carrying bag (sometimes called a "skirt") that is used to insulate it from the hand while it is consumed. If the drink is consumed while in a motor vehicle, it may also be referred to as a "traveler".

The drinks title is a derivative of the "Tom Collins", as to make it sound classier when it is described to others.

The Tom Cobbins is a favorite of lower income mavros, often Taco Bell workers. The drink is provides a strong, but reliable cheap buzz.

"I'd like to get a "Rosey in a Skirt'."
"I need to run over to the BP and grab me a few Tom Cobbins before the boss gets back".

"Hey whats in the brown bag?
I got me a Blue Raspberry Bling MD 20/20 Tom Cobbins"

Tom Cobbins by whats up will April 9, 2011

Coblins 

People who horde all Pokémon QR code’s to prevent others from using them!

Reggie: There was a Coblins on MutantMrHyde channel that took all the Pokémon QR Codes on today’s video!

Coblins by MutantMrHyde June 12, 2020

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Closet Cobbing 

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

Closet Cobbing by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Coblin 

A small or miniature cob web, usually found in trailers or RV’s.

Kailey, that’s not a spider web, that’s a coblin!

Coblin by T-Dizzle May 21, 2020

Finger Cobbing

A sexual act where holding a cob of corn is simulated by inserting between one and three fingers into the mouth, and either the vagina or anus.

Veronique got finger cobbed at the hot-house party! She totes loves finger cobbing.

Finger Cobbing by Beryl January 1, 2017