cobben

Cobben is a nickname for a person named Jacob, primarily used in Sweden.

CoBb0 u R teh sUuXXxx0|2!!!11!!one!1
i pwn u cobben
(end message)

cobben by frudzor May 17, 2006

mikey cobban 

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!

Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip

mikey cobban by Rosie Fowler May 22, 2018

Tom Cobbins

An alcoholic drink (typically malt or fortified liquor) such as Mad Dog 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, Steel Reserve, Milwaulkees Best, King Cobra, Olde English, etc...

This drink when purchased comes in a single brown carrying bag (sometimes called a "skirt") that is used to insulate it from the hand while it is consumed. If the drink is consumed while in a motor vehicle, it may also be referred to as a "traveler".

The drinks title is a derivative of the "Tom Collins", as to make it sound classier when it is described to others.

The Tom Cobbins is a favorite of lower income mavros, often Taco Bell workers. The drink is provides a strong, but reliable cheap buzz.

"I'd like to get a "Rosey in a Skirt'."
"I need to run over to the BP and grab me a few Tom Cobbins before the boss gets back".

"Hey whats in the brown bag?
I got me a Blue Raspberry Bling MD 20/20 Tom Cobbins"

Tom Cobbins by whats up will April 9, 2011

cobbed 

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

cobbed by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

Colbenson 

God

Hey, have you heard of Colbenson? Lemme tell you, 14 Billion years ago him and this guy named Duplessis...

Colbenson by the_prophet_ June 20, 2019

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

corben

A guy who is much like the other definition a smart, sexy, guy who is a great kisser, is an amazing lover, and usually a hilarious guy.

girl: hes a true corben
other girl: yes he is

corben by looloolovesTP February 8, 2012