Duplessis

The strongest, most manly, and most jacked person you will ever meet. Duplessis has 6 pecs, each pair 50 inches across. His calves are so massive that with one flex of them the surrounding multiverse is obliterated. His biceps, so large, that they were long thought to be mountains. And finally, his abs so plentiful, that a man will go mad if they even attempt to gaze upon the unending infinity of them. If you ever get on Duplessis's bad side, don't be afraid, it's useless. You. Will. Die.
*In Day 1 of Theology Class*
Student: "How do you believe the universe was created?"
Professor: "Well, my boy, that started 14 Billion years ago with a man named Duplessis"
by the_prophet_ June 18, 2019
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Colbenson

Hey, have you heard of Colbenson? Lemme tell you, 14 Billion years ago him and this guy named Duplessis...
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