cnunch

A measurement word for three straight punches and one uppercut. The plural of cnunch is cnonch. A cnonch can only be used by alpha chads.

Oh shit did u just cnonch that dude? A measurement word for three straight punches and one uppercut. The plural of cnunch is cnonch. A cnonch can only be used by alpha chads.

by anti cnunch October 14, 2020

cunch of bunts

A number of idiots. Usually 3 or more

"Look at them cunch of bunts wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts..."

by WelshRuffster November 15, 2015

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Crunchy Fridges

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.

Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 23, 2019

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

Chunchunmaru

The greatest weapon known to man, created by a blacksmith of a different land, made with the resources of Japan, and is the partner of our deity, Kazuma-san

Named by Megumin, the daughter of Michael Bay

Person A: Bro! I have discovered the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual, bro!
Person B: What is that bro?
Person A: It is Chunchunmaru, the sword of the deity of true gender equality and the king of pantsu thieves, Kazuma, bro!

by Onii-chan Senpai May 29, 2019