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aka CREED aka pness hahahahah yea water melon rocks my wave runner!!!! my front porch looking in...BEST SONG...this is a trubute to lake lanier betts wait im hadley haha
hey CNESS you rock the house
cness by hness September 12, 2003
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Easy Snack-cess 

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.
I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.
Easy Snack-cess by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
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cness chess cesspool cess Chessie chessed Cessna Chessa Chesse chessing
Swissgerman slang for beer.
Bro lets grab some cold ones!

You mean lets get a chessel!
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Bro we should open a bar

How should we call it?

Lets call it chesseleria!
Chessel by LucSkywalker December 12, 2020

CHESSINGTON 

Pleasant, leafy area within the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames, a short hop by fast train from Central London.
There's a lot more good stuff about Chessington than the World of Adventures.
CHESSINGTON by .l May 8, 2014
This is the unseen root of the word incessant, which means not stopping. The root means stopped.
The teachers entering the class caused the noise to become cessant.
cessant by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2017

Pigeon chess 

Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.

Origin:
"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)
Man, trying to explain to those moon landing deniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.
Pigeon chess by nemo nemo October 13, 2009

Chessticles

1.When a weak chess player challenges any chess player who is above and beyond their capibilities to possibly beat them. 2. when a chess player believes he is better than a stonger opponent(pride but for chess).
"Dude you have some big chessticles to challenge kasparov"

"Your not good its just your chessticles talking"
Chessticles by Mr.12Inches March 13, 2012
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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