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a tv sitcom ran from 1985 to 1992 on NBC feauting a 4 old single women who lived toghether when it comes to the thinking of cynic minds "AREN'T LESBIANS" characters whimsical mother Sophia Petrillo, Uptight sometimes whimsical daughter Dorothy Zbornak, dim-witted but endearing Rose Nylund, Slutty Blanche Devereux
Sophia Petrillo was played by Estelle Getty
Dorothy Zbornak was played by Bea Arthur
Rose Nylund was played by Betty White
Blanche Devereux was played by Rue McClanahan

also Reruns of the Golden Girls have been playing on TV Channel Lifetime since the mid '90's
by Joe Smith 2 August 21, 2007
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a ugly gay professional wrestler in the WWE, who's a loud mouth pissant
JBL's Tag team parter Ron "Farroqq" Simmons to JBL:JBL your a Dick............."DAMN!!!".
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"Her Music suck's big-time Though"
if i'd ever see gwen stefani i'd Go Vanilla Ice on her and yell @ "HEY GWEN!!! LOSE THE ZERO(Gavin Rossdale) AND GET WIF DA HERO!
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The Seemingly Homosexual Creater of dumbass "Edgey-Shock value" cartoon "South Park"

his probable life-partner is co-create Matt Stone
Trey Parker created "South ParK"
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Plain White T's CD's should ONLY be used for coaster's or gun range shooting
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World News & Media
The Dreaded NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement) goes into affect
U.S. President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin sign the Kremlin Accords, which stop the preprogrammed aiming of nuclear missiles toward each country's targets, and also provide for the dismantling of the nuclear arsenal in Ukraine.
The first trial of accused murderer Lyle Menendez ends in a mistrial. He and his brother Erik who were accused of murdering their parents are later found guilty and sentenced to life in prison without parole.
In Portland, Oregon, Tonya Harding's ex-husband Jeff Gillooly pleads guilty for his role in attacking figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. He accepts a plea bargain, admitting to racketeering charges in exchange for testimony against Harding.
Four terrorists are convicted for their roles in the World Trade Center bombing, which killed 6 and injured more than 1,000.
Civil War/Genocide breaks out in the small African nation of Rwanda.
Former NFL great O.J. Simpson is accused of Murdering his wife, leads the LAPD down a L.A. Freeway on a slow-speed chase while driving a bronco a VERY long trial concludes.
Vietnam-peace movement concert Woodstock is revived.
Nirvana Frontman Kurt Cobain is found dead in his Seattle area home of a apparent gunshot wound suicide.
Michael Jackson makes an out of court settlement with the parents of the boy he was accused of molesting the previous year.
TELEVISON
Friends & ER, Debut's
MUSIC
"The Sign" Ace of Base
"I Swear" All-4-one
"Secret" Madonna
"When i come around" Green Day
"All i wanna do" Sheryl Crow
"Linger" The Cranberries
"Because of the night" 10,000 maniacs
"Wild Night" John Mellencamp
SPORTS
NFL:The Dallas Cowboy's are the 1993 Superbowl Champions
MLB:Season called off due to players strike
NBA:The Houston Rockets notch their first NBA Title in the "For the moment" Post Jordan era
NASCAR:Dale Earnhardt wins his 7th Winston Cup Title
Indy Car Series:Al Unser Jr. wins the Indy 500
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1900 the first year of the 20th Century
EVENT's
the First electrical bus becomes operational in New York City. Irish leader John Edward Redmond calls for a revolt against British rule. United States President William McKinley places Alaska under military rule. The first through train runs from Cairo to Khartoum. Influenza strikes London. The British Labour Party is formed. Ramsay MacDonald is appointed secretary of the newly formed British Labour Party. Hawaii becomes an official U.S. territory. Boxer Rebellion: Foreign diplomats in Peking, China demand that the Boxer rebels be disciplined. Boxer Rebellion: Boxers gather about 20,000 people near Peking and kill hundreds of European citizens, including the German ambassador. Boxer Rebellion: An international contingent of troops, under British command, invades Peking and frees the Europeans taken hostage. A powerful hurricane hits Galveston, Texas killing about 8,000. The first automobile show in the United States opens at New York City's Madison Square Garden. Panama separates from Colombia. November 6 - U.S. presidential election, 1900: Republican incumbent William McKinley is reelected by defeating Democrat challenger William Jennings Bryan. 1900 World population: 1,650,000,000
SPORTS
Baseball:The National League contracts from twelve to eight clubs in a circuit of eight cities that will persist through 1952.
Brooklyn wins again, five championships in seven seasons for manager Ned Hanlon.
The Western League takes the name "American League" and moves teams into Chicago and Cleveland. The Chicago White Stockings win the pennant in this one season under the new name and the old minor league status. Football:The NFL Wasn't around yet. 1900 Summer Olympics takes place in Paris, France


In a nutshell the above is alot of 1900
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